FAQ

 

10 Tips to Help You Get Started with Your Violet Wand

  1. Test your knob first and turn the knob down before plugging it in.  This will keep you from starting off hot.
  2. Insert electrodes without twisting or forcing.  Push them in gently just till they hold.
  3. Don’t leave your wand plugged in when not running.
  4. Start slow.  You can always turn it up as you go.
  5. For someone new who wants to see what it feels like, turn it way down and let them reach their preferred body part toward the electrode.
  6. Don’t neglect the sensual uses of a violet wand to evoke those tingles and chills.
  7. Electricity will always go somewhere.  You manage where you want it to go and what path it takes to get there.
  8. Indirect and Reverse make up about 75% of your repertoire and they are where you can get really creative.
  9. Violet Wands tend to ‘walk’ if left alone at events.  Mark it somehow and keep an eye on it.
  10. If your kit doesn’t come with one, stick a compact fluorescent lightbulb in it.  When you’re digging in your kit in a darkened room, zap the lightbulb with your wand to provide some nice light to make things easier to see.

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10 Ways to Explain Away Your Violet Wand

10.  Dang, kids!  Now you spoiled your Christmas present and we’ll have to get you kids something else.  This was a cheesy version of a light saber anyway.

9.    It’s a zombie repeller.  You know the zombies are coming and how much ammunition can you actually carry?

8.    I’m investing in plasma lights.  They’re going to be even bigger than mini fluorescents!

7.    Its a new kind of bug killer that doesn’t use chemicals.  This one is for big bugs, and this one with all the teeth is for getting a few at a time.

6.    Oh this?  This is just a prop for the local senior citizen center production of “Frank!”.  You haven’t heard of it?!  It’s the musical version of Dr. Frankenstein.

5.    Ugh!  After what we found on the hotel sheets last time!  We went out and got this huge light testing kit.  Stray semen can’t hide from us now!

4.    It’s an EMF scope set for detecting paranormal activity.   I’m ‘who they gonna call.’

3.    I dunno. Aliens left it behind on their last visit.

2.    Its a really old lie detector kit that I got at a government auction.  Where were you last Saturday night?

1.    Time travel.  It IS possible.

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