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What a Sham!(la) Print E-mail
Thursday, 18 February 2010 20:44

WHAT could they have been THINKING??

 

 

You are going to love this one dear readers!  woo boy.  Sit back and settle in and you're going to hear about the

ONLY person

.......EVER........

to get kicked out

of the International Violet Wand Guild.  I would say Murlach (Dan) didn't get kicked out, so much as he broke in, stole and ran, and they locked the door after him.  This girly, she had to be forcibly helped out the door.

 

 

The Guild is a good bunch and a very worthy organization.  Not only does it provide information to members, but it certifies violet wand demonstrators and repairpeople.  It attempts to set standards among demonstrators and vendors and repair people alike.  Sure, like all organizations they are always in motion.  And they have good days and bad days and phases.  (Since they require you to be an ACTIVE member to learn their upper level information, people who just read a forum post or two don't have a clear picture of their mission, so there are also misconceptions floating around out there.  I advise you if you WANT to know about the Guild, you go to the GUILD to find out any answers to your questions.)   Usually, even where guild member vendors/businesses have made mistakes, when they are members of the Guild, they work to correct their mistakes.  After all, that's part of what the Guild has been doing, setting standards.  And usually, those mistakes are NOT intentional nor purposefully devious.

 

Lady Shimla was a minor, basic registered member of the guild.  She got those vw dollar signs in her eyes though, and while the guild was undergoing its problems with Murlach, she was a-hatching some plans.  You can't really fault a commercial company such as hers for spotting an opportunity to step in and try to take over.  She could have made her nice little wand store in the wake of the Guild's setback and rebuilding, and made her membership with the Guild as a vendor, legitimate, as their other vendor-members do. That probably would have worked out for her.  After all, if you want to sell violet wands, wouldn't you WANT TO STAY ON GOOD TERMS WITH THE VIOLET WAND GUILD?

 

 

That's where your customer base would be, wouldn't it?  But..you and I know how this greed thing works..they get those dollar signs in their eyes.  We've seen it before.

 

 

 

 

Lady Sham might have gone unnoticed, especially as the Guild was rebuilding its membership... but she made a fatal error.  She created a Violet Wand Guild group on Fetlife.  This raised eyebrows, as Ms. Sham was not a Guild officer, not a certified demonstrator.  She wasn't a violet wand Master.  She wasn't even.. a guild -anything-.  She wasn't authorized to make a Guild group to speak for several hundred people or represent them anywhere.  So the Guild asked her to stop, quite nicely in fact.  The Guild merely asked her to transfer ownership of the Guild Group to an officer of the Guild.  This was a good opportunity to fix her mistake.  She could have stayed on good terms, and gone about her business doing business anonymously behind the scenes, and pretending to be a contributing guild member.  But she didn't.  She refused.. and continued to use the Guild name without authorization.

 

In fact, she went to an event.  She told the event organizers she represented the guild so she could get on the agenda.  And in that seminar, she promoted her business instead.  Trusting event organizers thought they were going to get a quality Guild seminar.  Trusting attendees thought they were going to a guild event.  Instead, they got...Sham Spam.

 

greedy lady_shimla

And in refusing the Guild's polite request of her as a member, she alienated violet wand guild members..her potential customers

 

And she alienated Guild officers..her potential supporters

 

Nothing quite like saying 'fuckoff' Ill do what I want.'....to a whole organization that is made up of potential customers, is there?  Its ballsy, for sure. 

 

 

 

So now they had to take a good look at her.  And what did they find?.  First, Ms Sham had been spamming members.  She was using the guild to send out spam to its members.  Well, anyone who visits any website anywhere knows spam is a no-no.   A legal no-no, in fact, so they had to look even closer at her.   They looked at her spam.  She'd left too many breadcrumbs in her spam, so they knew the names of her compatriots.

 

The web makes research easy:

Lady Shamla's main site

Lady Shamla's blog (sir sparkalot, the registered site owner and whom lady sham has called a 'principal' for her store.  But I think he's more like Macbeth and is a hapless participant to her scheming.  lay low for a long while, sir sparkalot.  I dont think you knew what was going on.)

Lady Shamla's something else, which Im guessing the registered owner is a sock puppet sister or something.  But why would you drag a sister or friend into your machinations? 

As of this writing, these details are still on the web, even if they are made private later.  Not to worry, there's always a copy somewhere.

Sirsparkie's twitter page

There's more than one Sir Sparkalot out there in the scene (I know one in UK and one in Texas) so make sure you don't shun the wrong one. This is the Macbeth.

 

It's no big deal to copy an idea for a blog, (anyone has a right to blog) or steal someone's tentative name for a business (that's business).  Or disparage your competitor.  (even though thats a wrong way to do business.**) Or name your brand to hope to confuse it with another, successful brand.   Oh wait.. that's against the law, but its neither here nor there, as we all know, since this only underscores the fact, that the violet wand world is nasty.  really..really... nasty.  And go to an event, and claim you represent an entire organization of a couple of hundred people to the trusting organizers of that event so they would put you on the agenda...just so you can trick trusting buyers into thinking you were a guild representative, just to get them to buy from you.....

....that's beyond nasty.

 

oh yeah.. she has sockpuppets.  And a scotty dog who is also a vendor who makes more sock puppets ...and they go about posting fake bad things about their competitors.  A lot of what you may have seen on fet boards bashing violet wand vendors recently has come from their cute little puppet-y plays.  I urge the little doggie to run away and play with more legitimate associates. 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay on the moral end of business, little doggie! Its not too late for you! 

 

 

 

 

**Business people and politicians who can not find anything good to say to promote themselves, resort to having to say bad things about their competition. 

 

 

 

 

I've had people tell me I dont seem to have a nice word to say about anyone, but what is there nice to say about this?  I seriously would have nice things to say, if there were any.  GIVE me something nice to say, I dare you. 

 

 

Lets see if we can find something, dear readers.

 

Lady Shimla...

 

..........................................Lady Shimla...............................................um....................

 

.................er....................maybe..................................................................................

 

....................................................................................................................................she

 

,...................................................................................................................................

 

 

 

The Guild has had enough of the greedy thieves trying to misuse it and take it over in one way or another.  The Violet Wand world has had enough of the back-stabbing and stealing and lying about competitors.   Enough already.  The Guild is working to stop such nonsense, lets all give them a hand in support of their efforts to reduce and hopefully eliminate it.   People..focus on what's good about your business and market that, why don't you?  Maybe, its because there IS NOTHING GOOD THAT YOU CAN SAY ABOUT YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

 

BOYCOTT this one, if you have any sense of belonging to the fet community at all!

 

Ps.  I have one mail that asks what Lady Sham could have done different to compete, when the guild vendors are doing better business?  Duh.  She could have made the most out of her guild membership, and followed guild guidelines, and BEEN a vendor working with the guild. 

 

Ps.s.  And from the Lady Sham herself...any regret?  Not a one.  She's fine with it all.  

 
1000 subscribers reached! Print E-mail
Saturday, 30 January 2010 08:14

Red letter day, I've reached 1000 subscribers today!  Yes, you DO want to know what is going on and what the inside scoop is.  You DO want to know who has good products and who sells knock off merchandise.  You DO want to know where to go, what to buy, how to do it.  Thanks for the support, and all the fun and sometimes not-so-fun letters.

 

Well, if you're new to the violet wand world you need to get in on something while you still have the chance.  And that's E.E.  Their site is at www.violet-wands.com.  EE is closing after 13 years of supplying violet wands to just about everyone.  Ill tell you why you need to act fast....>>>>>>>

 

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End of an Era Print E-mail
Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:12

For as long as we all remember, there have been very few violet wand manufacturers.  Less than you could count on one hand.  Oh, there are plenty of re-sellers, and plenty of people selling things that LOOK like violet wands but are short-changing and even endangering the public... but to get to an actual manufacture with a safe and long-lasting manufacture one has to wade through all that B.S.

 

http://www.violet-wands.com/

 

We say goodbye to the end of an era.  The largest worldwide manufacturer, the only one with internal electrodes, the foremost authority on all things violet-wand-ish.  Evyerthing new in the violet wand world since 2000 and probably before that, came from EE and to our willing ears and hands.  And into endless copies and knock-offs of course, as competitors copy only the best..but in the end...they never can quite duplicate its quality or success. 

 

Aloha

 
Branding Print E-mail
Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:01

I was actually working on a little mud pie chart to show which vw bigwigs over the years have been involved in mud either giving or receiving and then decided I wanted to change directions.  Cloak and dagger gets tiring. 

 

So instead I wanted to talk about violet wand Branding. 

 

When I think about VW branding my first thoughts are

 

Why dont more people do it?  You can make them temporary.

Why don't more people do it?  You can make them permanent.

 

For body modification artists, violetwand branding is easy, inexpensive, and there is far more room for error. If you f*u*c*k up one pass it doesn't matter and your next passes will almost overwrite the glitchy one.  (See the International Violet Wand Guild information about how to do violet wand branding and what is meant by 'passes' plus how to make a wand brand temporary or permanent.)

 

There were whole galleries on the guild site dedicated to branding and I'm looking forward to when they are moved over.

 

Lets say you wanted to set yourself up as a body mod artist.  Violet wand brands, unlike regular heat brands, can be delicate and intricate designs.  If you can draw a line on a piece of paper, you can brand it with a vw.  You don't need branding design irons.  Its calmer for both the client and the artist than a heat brand.  Its less expensive to do or to receive.  What's not to love about that?  Why don't more tattoo-ed, pierced and modded folks opt for a violet wand brand?  Why don't all the Gor-players actually get the beautiful initialled brands they play at?  VW branding is positively gentle compared to heat strike branding.  Its slow, relaxed, pumps endorphins into the receiver like crazy.  And it doesn't have to be permanent.  You can -try- it on for size, or come back and make it permanent later.

 

Imagine.   You are draped and laying on your divan, anticipating what's to come.   Your gor-master gives you an encouraging smile, then sets to work drawing on your flesh, a beautifully flowered and vined initial worked onto that inner thigh in eyebrow pencil.  He passes over it again with the pencil, correcting any errors.  Music plays in the distance, the torches burn low but the brazier burns brightly. Your slave silks lay over you barely covering your secrets.

 

He squeezes your shoulder.  You're His property and He has commanded this, to mark you as His.  No temporary collar is enough to show His true ownership.  Only His brand will suffice.

 

You hear Him turn on the device.  Its electrical sparking sizzles in the dim light like angry bees at honey harvest.  You squeeze your eyes shut, afraid to look. Your fists clench involuntarily, digging nails into the covering of the couch upon which you lay, while tears of abject submission squeeze from behind your eyelids.

 

His hand rests briefly upon your belly.  You can hear Him adjusting the device behind your self-imposed blindfold.  The crackles and sparks grow a bit quieter as He finds..as He always does..just the right level.

 

You tense, waiting for the first bite of contact.

 

When it comes, your body flinches, more reflex than pain.  It hurts and you catch your breath involuntarily as the sensation begins to follow His carefully-wrought design.  You hold yourself still and take pride in your training, as you know that if you move you may ruin His work and pride in it.  You take your breath in shallow pants and find yourself torn between focusing on the exquisite pain traveling on your delicate inner thigh and in wanting to close yourself off from it.  You catch the faintest, oh-so-faintest whiff of burning, not at all like when they brutally branded your slave-sister, kirai.  They held her down and took a heat brand to her at the moment she was sold.  Her screams echoed in  your ears and you begged whatever gods there were that you would find a less cruel master.

 

At that thought, waves of love and belonging wash over you that are stronger even than the sweet pain on your skin.  You imagine to yourself what it will look like when complete, as He asked for your thoughts on what the design should be.  His initial, yes of course, but He asked what you would like.  You asked for talendars, those tenacious but beautiful flowers clinging to life among the scree of the desert, to twine around His intial, just as you eventually found yourself twining around His heart. Without one, there is not the other.

 

The pain keeps moving, and you know he has started His second pass over the design. You can feel your body's natural mechanisms working as if you had been smoking the kanda leaf.  You let yourself go and float upon the tide of sensation, the endorphins carrying you as if on waves.

 

He speaks not, attentive to the task.  The waves of sensation carry you to euphoria and you hit the wall that you have only heard talk about.  And then, suddenly you open yourself totally, embracing the pain on your thigh, the floating, the release from your flesh.  Past the pain, past the wall, and on the other side only bliss and belonging.

 

At some point He stops, completed.  From somewhere far away you hear the buzzing stop.  When did you cease being aware of it?  He rearranges your silks.  He dries the tears of joy from your cheeks.  He rests His hand lightly upon your belly again, keeping the connection for just a moment longer.  When He gets up, suddenly the room is cold, but he returns quickly, and His skin touches yours again to warm your spirit.

 

"Open your eyes, girl," he says firmly but with a soft tone you do not recognize.  Reluctantly you do so.  He is holding a small hand-mirror above you.  In it you can see your white thigh where He has left His mark.  You blink to bring it into focus.  Your body is fluid and heavy as you move a bit to see it clearly. 

 

There, there..the red lines denoting his ownership.  Clear and stark against your skin.  It is done and there is no going back.  You are His and totally His, and all His, and He has claimed you so.  You never thought anyone, let alone your independent spirit, could know what it felt like to be this kind of slave, or that these feelings could possibly exist when you became one.  You realize with a fierce strength that flares up inside you like fire, that nothing, no power and no man and no circumstance, and no mere dying breath, could tear you from His side. 

 


 

 

And the best part is, you can make violet wand brands temporary.  Or permanent.  No exaggeration.

 
Mud Print E-mail
Saturday, 09 January 2010 23:41

I have an update for the "Housewives of Wand County' followers.  Dr Clockwork has agreed to take down the pictures that are not his.  I wont say he was exactly apologetic, more justifying rationale about why it was ok for him to use them, than accepting of responsibility, but at least he's done it.

 

Oh the fur is a-flying.  Hate is a strong word to use, but more than once I've seen hate from a vw vendor.  ElectroJack was a big one for it-- the worse we've seen in our world-- and I hope we don't experience anything like that again.  He was indiscriminate in his hate for all the other sellers and manufacturers, and they all received his subversive tactics.  He'd focus on one for a while, spreading rumors and mud-slinging about them.  Then after a while he'd move on to another and his posts would be full of bad-mouthing and lies toward that one for another period of time.  He would fill guests books on the web with mud-slinging..and Im talking any guestbook he could find to post in, even clip art galleries and kayaking sites. Got so bad he was sending death threats to two smaller vendors.  That's the kind of stuff we hoped to put behind.  Mud is for pigs not people.

 

violetwands.com

Angelfire still has a ghost of his old website.  http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/violetwands/entrance.html  Its good for a giggle when you remember that all websites once looked like that, and many still do.  He once owned the domain www.violetwands.com and the company Violetwands.com, Inc.  Here's his old contact info: http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/violetwands/contact.html.  He's not there anymore.

 

 

Id like to post more techniques, more info rather than gossip.  I've been told that I dont have a nice thing to say about anyone and its detracting from the information on the site. But my blog is my opinion and its a blog not a textbook, and the articles are elsewhere. I've also been told by some they like reading the 'cloak and dagger' stuff.  If there was no drama, there would be no drama to talk about.  Its keeping me busy and my viewers keep viewing.

 

What else is going on in the wand world, people?  Thanks to M.H. for clueing me into a few recent things.  I still cant quite put my finger on what's going on so big with wands out in Seattle.  The MSNBC article is just the tip of the iceberg from what Im hearing.  Talk to me!

 

 

 
Storm's a-brewing, ma Print E-mail
Saturday, 09 January 2010 13:19

On some summer nights when you go outside, the air is thick and heavy and you start listening for the far-off rumble because you just know a storm must be forming somewhere.  You feel a gust of warm wind and you start waiting for the temperature to drop as you know it must because you can just...tell...

 

I started this blog because the VW guild had shut down and it was showing no signs of coming back to life.  And to vent about that and filter out some information among all the gossip.  It was a heckuva thing to find out why it went dead, but I can't say I was 100% surprised.  I almost knew Mac would end up with some drama. 

 

I got a call from a guy I hadn't heard from in a while.  He's down in the Texas scene now and he said that he thought he saw the self-same fella in my picture here at #2 .  That would be a surprise, as I can't imagine we'd expect to see any hide or hair of Mac again anywhere.  I'm hoping to make it down to the Texas fetish ball again this year, maybe we'll cross paths. I like the Texas fetish ball.  I don't think there's another national fet event that actually has to sell their tickets through Ticketmaster.

 

Here's a piece from MSNBC on Seattle's scene

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22581503/ns/health-sexual_health/page/2/

I mention the interesting goings on in Seattle with violet wands somewhere else, wondering what's going on.  But...

I can't find my blog post about what's going on in Seattle.  But definitely, its big out there and wands are definitely big out there.  Seattle knows what its all about.

 

Another aside, Im turning over my review results from here to the Wand Guild.  They are a better clearing house for them. 

 

I get a LOT of feedback about this article. 

I'm amazed that many many people are hearing about the insertable electrode for the first time when they read this post of mine, when they say they've been playing with wands for a while.  The Guild has had that information for a long time.  JOIN.  The. Violet. Wand.  Guild.  You'll find out what you dont know. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Fall Launch out to Lunch Print E-mail
Thursday, 31 December 2009 10:42

Where is Mjollnir Advanced Violet Wand Systems, you may wonder?  I have wondered as well, and I have asked.

 

I was told the patent for their system is still pending.  That's exciting at the same time its disappointing.  Any new violet wand product that has a potential patent is exciting indeed.  Any delay in such product, is disappointing to the extreme.  I am sure I will want one.  Or two.

 

A pox on red tape!

 

 

 
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