10 Ways to Explain Away Your Violet Wand

 

The Mother-in-Law comes visiting.  The kids find it in the closet.  Sooner or later you’re going to need…

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Top Ten Ways to Explain Away your Violet Wand

10.  Dang, kids!  Now you spoiled your Christmas present and we’ll have to get you kids something else.  This was a cheesy version of a light saber anyway.

9.    It’s a zombie repeller.  You know the zombies are coming and how much ammunition can you actually carry?

8.    I’m investing in plasma lights.  They’re going to be even bigger than mini fluorescents!

7.    Its a new kind of bug killer that doesn’t use chemicals.  This one is for big bugs, and this one with all the teeth is for getting a few at a time.

6.    Oh this?  This is just a prop for the local senior citizen center production of “Frank!”.  You haven’t heard of it?!  It’s the musical version of Dr. Frankenstein.

5.    Ugh!  After what we found on the hotel sheets last time!  We went out and got this huge light testing kit.  Stray semen can’t hide from us now!

4.    It’s an EMF scope set for detecting paranormal activity.   I’m ‘who they gonna call.’

3.    I dunno. Aliens left it behind on their last visit.

2.    Its a really old lie detector kit that I got at a government auction.  Where were you last Saturday night?

1.    Time travel.  It IS possible.

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2 Comments

  1. DarkStar April 15, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    how about:
    gets rid of warts
    new ghostbuster proton gun
    drone zapper

     
  2. DelilahsChoice November 20, 2015 at 8:56 pm

    FUNNY STUFF! Our kids found ours and I just said it was a laser for removing leg hair instead of shaving.